he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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