I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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