I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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