how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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