have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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