I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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