I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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