FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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