next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There r osticjed everywhere
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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