I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Text me some of your sweat
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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