I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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