and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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