so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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