i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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