it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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