are you still at the devil's house?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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