took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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