so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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