Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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