so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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