i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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