It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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