Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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