GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
