Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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