How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
try to milk me bitch
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
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