Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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