yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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