It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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