The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
