He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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