Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He passed out mid-signature
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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