You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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