I wish i was in the wii world.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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