You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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