question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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