i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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