Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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