Ambien. No doubt about it.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
