Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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