is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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