she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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