We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
worst night to have a conscience
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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