coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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