Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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