i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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