This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
