Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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