it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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