I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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