After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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